Dear Prospective Honda Owner, There are many potential problems that may arise with more recent Civic models. Firstly, and possibly the most dangerous problem that could arise, though not all that common, is "Ghostmist" in the glovebox. I know this sounds highly improbable, but there is an epidemic of "Ghostmist" related deaths in the U.S. at the current time. "Ghostmist" is the common name for a phenomenon relating to a short in the glovebox light and the level of wiper fluid in your Civic.When the fluid level gets low, a "Ghostmist" forms in your glovebox. After the accretion of the "Ghostmist" it seeps out into the cabin of the vehicle, which can cause loss of motor skills, impared judgement, poor punctuation, birth defects, and bad dancing skills. You have been warned!The Civic may also experience any number of these problems:1: Inverted steering at an excess of 75 mph.2: The Civic tends to not yield at crosswalks.3: Dramatic decrease in gas mileage while using the 8 track.4: Car may suddenly fail to respond unless you use the "special" word.5: Civics have a tendency to leak blinker fluid.6:Seatbelts may become increasingly tight for no apparent reason, suffocating the driver and/or passengers.7: The sanctity of your civic may be fouled.8: Oh, and uh, Texas.
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