Honda Car Forum

I have a cold air intake, a shiny fart can exhaust and a big biplane wing. Also my car is primered and I made ground effects out of bondo.So my 1996 Civic DX automatic has like, what, 3-400 horsepower now, right? I mean I beat people in races all the time. I beat this one lady in a minivan yesterday. I don't know if she knew we were racing, but man I kicked her a55! Then I threw my hazard lights on at the end of the race to celebrate my victory.I love Civics. They are the best sports cars EVER!What about if I put some Chinese lettering on my Japanese car and a big windsheild banner with the name of my gay street racing club like SYKOTIC TUN3RZ.Will that make my car super fast so I can beat Corvettes with 5 times the horsepower and 10 times the torque?Hondas have the most horsepower per liter, so that means they always win, right?

most likely yes, civics are the bestproblem is if you race it, it'll break, and you have to pay to fix and buy new partsi souped up my civic and never drive it

no about 5-15hp wing is for add down force for better controle when that minivan is going above 55. no hp

no it will not add 100 horses to your engine maybe if your lucky 20 but i have heard of 30 to 40. but i must burst your bubble with the fact that a pontiac gtp will smoke the hell out of your civic.

10 or more, but not 100 or more. lol. Next time, drag race that old man in a wheelchair, and show him who's boss!. :-D

no but it will take more than a $100 to put it on.

no but maybe 50hp

Obviously you are being sarcastic. I don't want a honda because so many people have them but with proper tuning and parts they are fast reliable and they corner well.

LOL..... that is hilarious. I agree these people that install the largest wing they can find and actually think that it looks good are pathetic.

no way with a shiny fart can exhaust, Chinese lettering, primer, and a wing that is higher than your roof you have like 2000 hp. you had better call NASA to design you some new sheet metal for your front end because you will go so fast the friction from the wind will melt the bondo body kit you have. You beat a lady in a minivan! Awesome. I beat some kid on a petal bike yesterday.