Honda Car Forum

On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:07:33 -0700, sonofabitchsky@hotmail.com wrote
something wonderfully witty:

>On Jun 22, 8:40 am, "CopperTop" <ccppt...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>> I was gonna say jizz. Thanks for jumping in there first. Doesn't really
>> stain but is awfully visable when you get out of the car.
>>
>> =============
>>
>> "The Wolf With the Red Roses" <after-dark-a...@cox.net> wrote in messagenews:h6fm735444jj85ui0p7os9d3bum19ijci4@4ax .com...
>>
>> > On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:17:39 -0000, Rob <robsanctif...@gmail.com>
>> > wrote something wonderfully witty:
>>
>> >>What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
>> >>have
>> >>seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
>> >>their car ?
>>
>> > Cum Stains.
>> > --
>>
>> > "On a hot summer night, would you offer your
>> > throat to the wolf with the red roses?"
>
>Reminds me of when I porked this school whore in my 1980 Rx-7 and
>broke the back to my front seat. She juiced it up pretty bad. Smelled
>like a can of tuna left out in the sun.
>
I think I might have dated the same chick. She dropped her drawers
and the rearview mirror melted.

--

"On a hot summer night, would you offer your
throat to the wolf with the red roses?"

On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:29:06 -0700, "John S." <hjsjms@cs.com> wrote
something wonderfully witty:

>On Jun 21, 9:17 pm, Rob <robsanctif...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
>> have
>> seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
>> their car ?
>
>It was that large cup of very hot cofffee from McDonalds that spilled
>right in my lap as I was dialing my cell phone. Yes, it permanently
>stained my custom made pants, hand-sewn leather shoes,andd very
>expensive italian leather car seat. Not to mention that my voice is
>now two octaves higher. And I'm gonna sue.
>
Ya can't sue, somebody already beat ya to it. That is why Mickey D's
Coffee Cups have the Danger Hot Contents label on em.
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"On a hot summer night, would you offer your
throat to the wolf with the red roses?"

On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:22:02 -0400, Bill Putney <bptn@kinez.net> wrote
something wonderfully witty:

>
>Oh great! Nihilist children without self-control and self-repsect come
>to usenet. Why don't you guys take this kind of stuff to myspace or
>something.
>
Nanner=nanner there Bill. If you want your shit pre-censored go pick
up a newspaper or something.
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"On a hot summer night, would you offer your
throat to the wolf with the red roses?"

A 2 gallon can fresh cowmilk under the floor carpet. In my dad's car.Nobody,
even my mum, did sit in the car for a year. Only dad himself, but he has a
year-round hay-fiver and smell nothing.
J++
"Rob" <robsanctified@gmail.com> schreef in bericht
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> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
> have
> seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
> their car ?
>

"Rob" <robsanctified@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
> have
> seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
> their car ?
>


Well, there was the time when Monica Lewinski was in the car, but those
stains were mostly on her dress. It was a blue one, strapless if I remember
right. Damn thing smelled like a cigar ...

"Rob" <robsanctified@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
> have
> seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
> their car ?

Molybdenum grease, or other dark greases, used for lubricating door hinges.
It is tough to get that
crap out.

So tough, that when I get pissed because people walk past my vehicle in the
parking lot, and hit
my mirrors, I tend to think, "What if I smeared moly on the outside of my
mirrors?" No, I havent
done it, but sometimes I feel like it.

The Wolf With the Red Roses wrote:
> On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:22:02 -0400, Bill Putney <bptn@kinez.net> wrote
> something wonderfully witty:
>
>
>>Oh great! Nihilist children without self-control and self-respect come
>>to usenet. Why don't you guys take this kind of stuff to myspace or
>>something.
>>
>
> Nanner=nanner there Bill. If you want your shit pre-censored go pick
> up a newspaper or something.

My comment was not about external censoring. It was about people who
lack internal standards. But I guess since they lack that internal
compass, I should not expect them to know anything about discretion.

Bill Putney
(To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my
address with the letter 'x')

> On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:17:39 -0000, Rob <robsanctified@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
>> have
>> seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
>> their car ?
>

My sister accidentally left a cabbage in the trunk after a trip to the
grocery store. They didn't remember that it was in there until a couple
of weeks later, after it had completely liquefied in the hot trunk.
What a smell!

On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 19:24:28 +0200, "J++" <neljen@kabelfoon.nl> wrote
something wonderfully witty:

>A 2 gallon can fresh cowmilk under the floor carpet. In my dad's car.Nobody,
>even my mum, did sit in the car for a year. Only dad himself, but he has a
>year-round hay-fiver and smell nothing.
>
While that maybe a smell, it ain't a stain. Now for that really fresh
scent ya can't beat Cat Piss!

>"Rob" <robsanctified@gmail.com> schreef in bericht
>news:1182475059.969548.38900@g37g2000prf.googlegr oups.com...
>> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
>> have
>> seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
>> their car ?
>>
>

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"On a hot summer night, would you offer your
throat to the wolf with the red roses?"

Nicely put, sir !

Dave Milne, Scotland

"Bill Putney" <bptn@kinez.net> wrote in message
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> The Wolf With the Red Roses wrote:
> > On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:22:02 -0400, Bill Putney <bptn@kinez.net> wrote
> > something wonderfully witty:
> >
> >
> >>Oh great! Nihilist children without self-control and self-respect come
> >>to usenet. Why don't you guys take this kind of stuff to myspace or
> >>something.
> >>
> >
> > Nanner=nanner there Bill. If you want your shit pre-censored go pick
> > up a newspaper or something.
>
> My comment was not about external censoring. It was about people who
> lack internal standards. But I guess since they lack that internal
> compass, I should not expect them to know anything about discretion.
>
> Bill Putney
> (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my
> address with the letter 'x')