Honda Car Forum

#11 (**permalink**) 22 Jun 2007, 09:10 am

On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:17:39 -0000, Rob <robsanctified@gmail.com>
wrote something wonderfully witty:

>What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
>have
>seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
>their car ?
>
Cum Stains.
--

"On a hot summer night, would you offer your
throat to the wolf with the red roses?"

#12 (**permalink**) 22 Jun 2007, 10:29 am

On Jun 21, 9:17 pm, Rob <robsanctif...@gmail.com> wrote:
> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
> have
> seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
> their car ?

It was that large cup of very hot cofffee from McDonalds that spilled
right in my lap as I was dialing my cell phone. Yes, it permanently
stained my custom made pants, hand-sewn leather shoes,andd very
expensive italian leather car seat. Not to mention that my voice is
now two octaves higher. And I'm gonna sue.

#13 (**permalink**) 22 Jun 2007, 11:40 am

I was gonna say jizz. Thanks for jumping in there first. Doesn't really
stain but is awfully visable when you get out of the car.

=============

"The Wolf With the Red Roses" <after-dark-arms@cox.net> wrote in message
news:h6fm735444jj85ui0p7os9d3bum19ijci4@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:17:39 -0000, Rob <robsanctified@gmail.com>
> wrote something wonderfully witty:
>
>>What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
>>have
>>seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
>>their car ?
>>
> Cum Stains.
> --
>
> "On a hot summer night, would you offer your
> throat to the wolf with the red roses?"

#14 (**permalink**) 22 Jun 2007, 11:57 am

On Jun 21, 5:17 pm, Rob <robsanctif...@gmail.com> wrote:
> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
> have
> seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
> their car ?

Baby vomit. The worst smell ever.

#15 (**permalink**) 22 Jun 2007, 02:07 pm

On Jun 22, 8:40 am, "CopperTop" <ccppt...@earthlink.net> wrote:
> I was gonna say jizz. Thanks for jumping in there first. Doesn't really
> stain but is awfully visable when you get out of the car.
>
> =============
>
> "The Wolf With the Red Roses" <after-dark-a...@cox.net> wrote in messagenews:h6fm735444jj85ui0p7os9d3bum19ijci4@4ax .com...
>
> > On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:17:39 -0000, Rob <robsanctif...@gmail.com>
> > wrote something wonderfully witty:
>
> >>What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
> >>have
> >>seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
> >>their car ?
>
> > Cum Stains.
> > --
>
> > "On a hot summer night, would you offer your
> > throat to the wolf with the red roses?"

Reminds me of when I porked this school whore in my 1980 Rx-7 and
broke the back to my front seat. She juiced it up pretty bad. Smelled
like a can of tuna left out in the sun.

#16 (**permalink**) 22 Jun 2007, 04:21 pm

<sonofabitchsky@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1182531425.095764.318650@d30g2000prg.googlegr oups.com...
> On Jun 21, 5:17 pm, Rob <robsanctif...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
> > have
> > seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
> > their car ?
>
> Baby vomit. The worst smell ever.
>
After the previous post you made, the mental picture is
priceless. No condom, eh?

#17 (**permalink**) 22 Jun 2007, 05:46 pm

On Jun 22, 1:21 pm, "Deke" <no s...@starband.net> wrote:
> <sonofabitch...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:1182531425.095764.318650@d30g2000prg.googlegr oups.com...> On Jun 21, 5:17 pm, Rob <robsanctif...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
> > > have
> > > seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
> > > their car ?
>
> > Baby vomit. The worst smell ever.
>
> After the previous post you made, the mental picture is
> priceless. No condom, eh?

No, that wasn't her, but I did learn how valuable rubbers are I was at
the free clinic a week later pissing out razor blades and getting a 6"
wooden Q-tip shoved up to my prostate...

#18 (**permalink**) 22 Jun 2007, 09:09 pm

Jeff Strickland proclaimed:

>
> "Lawrence Glickman" <Lawrence_Glickman@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:qi9m73tdnfjh1v6gr9dvro5818djfhad0q@4ax.com...
>
>> On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:17:39 -0000, Rob <robsanctified@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
>>> have
>>> seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
>>> their car ?
>>
>>
>> WORKING on your car...battery acid. It will destroy your clothes
>> inside 24 hours.
>>
>
>
> Battery acid will not touch polyester.
>
> I used to work at a gas station as a teen -- $0.32 per gallon -- and we
> wore Levi Nuvo (Nuevo???) flares because the battery acid would not eat
> holes in them before the end of the shift, like it would eat Levi jeans.
> Our gas station shirts were also a polyester blend for the same reason.
>
> Acid eats cotton and other natural fibers, but it will not eat plastic
> clothes. Of course, plastic clothing has other overhead that makes it
> undesirable, but if you need something that batteries don't go after
> plastic is hard to beat.
>

Wear wool. The battery acid won't hurt it, the sodium hyrdoxide you use
to neutralize the battery acid will...

#19 (**permalink**) 22 Jun 2007, 10:00 pm

You guys should stop jerking off in your cars.... you're gonna go blind and
grow hair on your palms...

#20 (**permalink**) 23 Jun 2007, 06:22 am

Oh great! Nihilist children without self-control and self-repsect come
to usenet. Why don't you guys take this kind of stuff to myspace or
something.

Bill Putney
(To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my
address with the letter 'x')

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