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That's why there are regulations for 'pedestrian safe' car design. The next
regulation in the work for SoCal is a catalytic converter hooking up the
pedestrian's ass, since it would reduce noxious emission better than the
previous CO2 regulation for cars.

"Tegger®" wrote:

> Well, pedestrians do pretty badly in side, frontal AND rear impact tests,
> so the conspiracy might go further than you think.

On Sun, 30 May 2004 20:13:02 -0700, Sean Dinh <seannydinh@znet.com> wrote:

>That's why there are regulations for 'pedestrian safe' car design. The next
>regulation in the work for SoCal is a catalytic converter hooking up the
>pedestrian's ass, since it would reduce noxious emission better than the
>previous CO2 regulation for cars.

Look for a ban on baked beans soon - very bad emissions.;-) Then there's
the Hibachi and other associated barbecue-type polluters. The World
Hysteria Organization (WHO) will of course confirm that the benefit of
lower health risks due to elimination of carcinogenic effects of smoke
treated meats will require a world-wide agreement... beginning with a tax
levied against all mfrs of grills, charcoal and wood-chips and a ban on
advertising of such goods. The income from the tax will of course be used
to finance err, further research.

>> Well, pedestrians do pretty badly in side, frontal AND rear impact tests,
>> so the conspiracy might go further than you think.

Rgds, George Macdonald

"Just because they're paranoid doesn't mean you're not psychotic" - Who, me??