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Old 17 Aug 2010, 09:25 pm
Honda America Haters Association - HAHA!
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Default URGENT RECALL - ALL HONDAS INVOLVED!

--------------------Dateline - everywhere-----------------------

Honda must recall every single freaking dumbass piece of crap car they
have manufactured in the last 1000 years and rip out the freaking
stupid horn that has to sound when the door locks are activated.

For chrissakes I'm gonna toss a freaking brick off my roof into the
windshield of the ricer the pinhead next door bought because he has to
click the freaking remote to lock every freaking time he parks it in
the drive right under the window where I work and use the phone and
listen to the radio and the television and dammit if I miss one more
freaking important thing because of this stupid ass Honda option I'm
gonna do it I swear...

apparently Chryslers do this as well - they're crap too!

why are people asking about 15+ year old cars in here - get rid of
them, man, technology has made them redundant... the styling is so,
well 1990s, hah! get something newer, jeezus

------------back to your regularly scheduled ricer talk--------------
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Old 17 Aug 2010, 09:46 pm
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Default Re: URGENT RECALL - ALL HONDAS INVOLVED!

"Honda America Haters Association - HAHA!" <hondahater@haha.com> wrote in
news:170820102125316604%hondahater@haha.com:

>
> Honda must recall


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Old 17 Aug 2010, 10:02 pm
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Default Re: URGENT RECALL - ALL HONDAS INVOLVED!

In article <170820102125316604%hondahater@haha.com>,
"Honda America Haters Association - HAHA!" <hondahater@haha.com>
wrote:

> Honda must recall every single freaking dumbass piece of crap car they
> have manufactured in the last 1000 years and rip out the freaking
> stupid horn that has to sound when the door locks are activated.


You mean, when the driver presses the lock button TWICE, on purpose, the
second time being simply to confirm with a horn beep that the car is
locked.

If the driver locks the doors when he's near the car, and he hears the
locks click and sees the lights flash, there's no need for aural
confirmation. But if he simply walks away and doesn't look back, he
wants that aural confirmation.
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Old 17 Aug 2010, 10:36 pm
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Default Re: URGENT RECALL - ALL HONDAS INVOLVED!

Honda America Haters Association - HAHA! wrote:
> --------------------Dateline - everywhere-----------------------
>


Please check your medications. You may need more or you may need less
depending on your situation and the meds you take. Thank you. 8-)

>
> ------------back to your regularly scheduled ricer talk--------------





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Old 18 Aug 2010, 08:16 am
Rick Blaine
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Default Re: URGENT RECALL - ALL HONDAS INVOLVED!

On 8/17/10 9:25 PM, Honda America Haters Association - HAHA! wrote:
> --------------------Dateline - everywhere-----------------------
>
> Honda must recall every single freaking dumbass piece of crap car they
> have manufactured in the last 1000 years and rip out the freaking
> stupid horn that has to sound when the door locks are activated.
>
> For chrissakes I'm gonna toss a freaking brick off my roof into the
> windshield of the ricer the pinhead next door bought because he has to
> click the freaking remote to lock every freaking time he parks it in
> the drive right under the window where I work and use the phone and
> listen to the radio and the television and dammit if I miss one more
> freaking important thing because of this stupid ass Honda option I'm
> gonna do it I swear...
>
> apparently Chryslers do this as well - they're crap too!
>
> why are people asking about 15+ year old cars in here - get rid of
> them, man, technology has made them redundant... the styling is so,
> well 1990s, hah! get something newer, jeezus
>
> ------------back to your regularly scheduled ricer talk--------------



....or you could buy a piezo chirper for less than $5 and wire it into
the notification circuit-- pulling the wire that goes to the horn...
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Old 18 Aug 2010, 09:36 am
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"Elmo P. Shagnasty" <elmop@nastydesigns.com> wrote in message
news:elmop-E86485.22022717082010@reserved-multicast-range-not-delegated.example.com...
> In article <170820102125316604%hondahater@haha.com>,
> "Honda America Haters Association - HAHA!" <hondahater@haha.com>
> wrote:
>
>> Honda must recall every single freaking dumbass piece of crap car they
>> have manufactured in the last 1000 years and rip out the freaking
>> stupid horn that has to sound when the door locks are activated.

>
> You mean, when the driver presses the lock button TWICE, on purpose, the
> second time being simply to confirm with a horn beep that the car is
> locked.
>
> If the driver locks the doors when he's near the car, and he hears the
> locks click and sees the lights flash, there's no need for aural
> confirmation. But if he simply walks away and doesn't look back, he
> wants that aural confirmation.


Right, so you know he's doing it on purpose to torque the OP because he is
obviously such a dick. Seems like it's pretty effective.

Jon

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Old 21 Aug 2010, 09:51 pm
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Default Re: URGENT RECALL - ALL HONDAS INVOLVED!

right...

OK, to recap, we have a "high" on the troll-o-meter, confirmation the
****nard doesn't know how to lock his car, a request to check my meds
[I'm not American so I don't take the kind of drugs you lot do on a
regular basis just to get through day-to-day life, ha!] and lastly, a
suggestion to circumvent said ****nard's horn with a $5 chirping
device.

What reminded me to check on this post?

****nard just got home from the movies and did his ****ing locks again.





In article <i4givs$dul$1@news.albasani.net>, Rick Blaine <rb@ca.biz>
wrote:

> On 8/17/10 9:25 PM, Honda America Haters Association - HAHA! wrote:
> > --------------------Dateline - everywhere-----------------------
> >
> > Honda must recall every single freaking dumbass piece of crap car they
> > have manufactured in the last 1000 years and rip out the freaking
> > stupid horn that has to sound when the door locks are activated.
> >
> > For chrissakes I'm gonna toss a freaking brick off my roof into the
> > windshield of the ricer the pinhead next door bought because he has to
> > click the freaking remote to lock every freaking time he parks it in
> > the drive right under the window where I work and use the phone and
> > listen to the radio and the television and dammit if I miss one more
> > freaking important thing because of this stupid ass Honda option I'm
> > gonna do it I swear...
> >
> > apparently Chryslers do this as well - they're crap too!
> >
> > why are people asking about 15+ year old cars in here - get rid of
> > them, man, technology has made them redundant... the styling is so,
> > well 1990s, hah! get something newer, jeezus
> >
> > ------------back to your regularly scheduled ricer talk--------------

>
>
> ...or you could buy a piezo chirper for less than $5 and wire it into
> the notification circuit-- pulling the wire that goes to the horn...

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Old 22 Aug 2010, 08:59 am
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notmenoway@yahoo.com wrote:
> right...
>
> OK, to recap, we have a "high" on the troll-o-meter, confirmation the
> ****nard doesn't know how to lock his car, a request to check my meds
> [I'm not American so I don't take the kind of drugs you lot do on a
> regular basis just to get through day-to-day life, ha!] and lastly, a
> suggestion to circumvent said ****nard's horn with a $5 chirping
> device.
>
> What reminded me to check on this post?
>
> ****nard just got home from the movies and did his ****ing locks again.



Go the brick route. Unless you think he has the horn wired to a glass
breakage alarm.
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