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Default Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

Edward Smith, who lives with his current “girlfriend” – a white
Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not “sick” and
had no desire to change his ways.

“I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the
beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of
love,” he said.

“Maybe I’m a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie
and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it’s
just wonderful.

“I’m a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to
them just like a girlfriend. I know what’s in my heart and I have no
desire to change.”

He added: “I’m not sick and I don’t want to hurt anyone, cars are just
my preference.”

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he
has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says
that his most intense sexual experience was “making love” to the
helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles –
a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969
VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah’s Witnesses.

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have
belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago – and he could not
bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in
his younger days.

Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret
fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel
Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other
enthusiasts at a rally in California

Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: “It’s
something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not
shake it.

“I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it
got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having
sexual urges.

“When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car
was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

“I didn’t fully understand it myself except that I know I’m not hurting
anyone and I do not intend to.”

He added: “There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I
see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

“There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until
night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.

“As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I’m not

Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car
lovers” brought together by internet forums.

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