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Old 02 Jan 2010, 06:27 pm
Dillon Pyron
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Default Re: So you cheapshits want my invention for Hybriding your conventional vehicle? Here you go

Thus spake "Edmond H. Wollmann" <> :

>Last year, you dumbasses called me all kinds of names because you can't figure out why I was able to boost my vehicle's fuel efficiency more than 2X.
>You called me a scammer, etc.. I didn't care because you're just a whole bunch of idiots any way. Today I am giving you free Christmas gift! Here is what I did:
>1) Frictions in your vehicle are too much and too heavy, especially on your rear brakes if you lift them off too much, you then face with another problem, you won't be able to brake effectively, that will cost your life and more.. There is a reason why carmakers added frictions, because they can't figure out the better solution to brake effectively. That's why they design their vehicles poorly.

Hmm, I guess that explains why F1 cars can go to 50 m before a 90
degree apex and slow from 200 kph to 60 kph.

>2) I solve their problem, by eliminate frictions completely, then I invented a device to re-apply frictions back when I want to brake.
>Now if my device fails what would happens? My car won't go far, it automatically shut off my charging system. Then I know it's time to get off the road. Your front brakes still work but you have to brake a bit more harder in this situation.

Okay, proposition. I am a mechanical engineer by training. I will
sign NDAs binding in any nation or nations of your choosing and then
review your invention. I will make generic pronouncements upon its
applicability and validity without revealing any of the components.

Otherwise you are a liar or a fool.

Of course, I'm a fool for responding. (head bowed in shame, as I
shuffle off to change the Brembos on my race car)

>PS. Remember good English is nothing, it's the last thing you want to have, you want to have excellent brain technologically in order to survive.


- dillon I am not invalid

I love my country, It's my government I fear.

Hey, turnabout's fair play.
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