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I want to have fun and make money off of family and friends. I want to buy
a big old fat 4000 lb Mercedes Benz, and modify it to get what appears
to be incredible fuel economy. To do this would mean hiding extra fuel
onboard. I want to con these people into making a big wager with me.

I thinking;

a) front (and or rear) frame rails sealed up, and turned into fuel tanks
b) tanks hidden inside frame rails or other box sections etc.
b) spare tire and wheel modified to be a fuel tank
c) fabricated tank fitted inside rear seat
d) fabricated tank fitted on top of original fuel tank
e) fabricated tanks fitted inside front fenders
f) "That old water heater in the trunk? I've been meaning to get it to the
steel recycler for months!"

Any ideas on how to plumb these (in a hidden manner of course)?
Any ideas on other alternative hidden areas to carry fuel?

cf005@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (M.A. Stewart) wrote in
news:gstnpl$bpr$1@theodyn.ncf.ca:

>
> I want to have fun and make money off of family and friends. I want to
> buy a big old fat 4000 lb Mercedes Benz, and modify it to get what
> appears to be incredible fuel economy. To do this would mean hiding
> extra fuel onboard. I want to con these people into making a big wager
> with me.
>
> I thinking;
>
> a) front (and or rear) frame rails sealed up, and turned into fuel
> tanks b) tanks hidden inside frame rails or other box sections etc.
> b) spare tire and wheel modified to be a fuel tank
> c) fabricated tank fitted inside rear seat
> d) fabricated tank fitted on top of original fuel tank
> e) fabricated tanks fitted inside front fenders
> f) "That old water heater in the trunk? I've been meaning to get it to
> the steel recycler for months!"
>
> Any ideas on how to plumb these (in a hidden manner of course)?
> Any ideas on other alternative hidden areas to carry fuel?
>
>
>



Talk to the old Candid Camera folks. They did a really funny sketch in the
'60s involving a Volkswagen Beetle and a seemingly bottomless gas tank. I
kinda felt sorry for the gas jockey; he was convinced it was leaking onto
the ground somewhere.


--
Tegger

The Unofficial Honda/Acura FAQ
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cf005@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (M.A. Stewart) wrote in
news:gstnpl$bpr$1@theodyn.ncf.ca:

>
> I want to have fun and make money off of family and friends. I want to
> buy a big old fat 4000 lb Mercedes Benz, and modify it to get what
> appears to be incredible fuel economy. To do this would mean hiding
> extra fuel onboard. I want to con these people into making a big wager
> with me.
>
> I thinking;
>
> a) front (and or rear) frame rails sealed up, and turned into fuel
> tanks b) tanks hidden inside frame rails or other box sections etc.
> b) spare tire and wheel modified to be a fuel tank
> c) fabricated tank fitted inside rear seat
> d) fabricated tank fitted on top of original fuel tank
> e) fabricated tanks fitted inside front fenders
> f) "That old water heater in the trunk? I've been meaning to get it to
> the steel recycler for months!"
>
> Any ideas on how to plumb these (in a hidden manner of course)?
> Any ideas on other alternative hidden areas to carry fuel?
>
>
>
>

get into an accident and that extra tank or it's lines could break open and
cause a huge fire and incinerate you and your passengers.
you'd also need a 2nd fuel pump.Most factory tanks have an electric pump
inside the tank.
(with safety relays to cut off fuel feed under certain conditions.)

--
Jim Yanik
jyanik
at
kua.net

Surely this is a troll?

someone contacts a honda NG to discuss a "joke" about making a Merc. an
inconspicuous fire bomb

For Goodness sake


"Jim Yanik" <jyanik@abuse.gov> wrote in message
news:Xns9BF7ED9695D3Djyanikkuanet@74.209.136.83...
> cf005@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (M.A. Stewart) wrote in
> news:gstnpl$bpr$1@theodyn.ncf.ca:
>
>>
>> I want to have fun and make money off of family and friends. I want to
>> buy a big old fat 4000 lb Mercedes Benz, and modify it to get what
>> appears to be incredible fuel economy. To do this would mean hiding
>> extra fuel onboard. I want to con these people into making a big wager
>> with me.
>>
>> I thinking;
>>
>> a) front (and or rear) frame rails sealed up, and turned into fuel
>> tanks b) tanks hidden inside frame rails or other box sections etc.
>> b) spare tire and wheel modified to be a fuel tank
>> c) fabricated tank fitted inside rear seat
>> d) fabricated tank fitted on top of original fuel tank
>> e) fabricated tanks fitted inside front fenders
>> f) "That old water heater in the trunk? I've been meaning to get it to
>> the steel recycler for months!"
>>
>> Any ideas on how to plumb these (in a hidden manner of course)?
>> Any ideas on other alternative hidden areas to carry fuel?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
> get into an accident and that extra tank or it's lines could break open
> and
> cause a huge fire and incinerate you and your passengers.
> you'd also need a 2nd fuel pump.Most factory tanks have an electric pump
> inside the tank.
> (with safety relays to cut off fuel feed under certain conditions.)
>
> --
> Jim Yanik
> jyanik
> at
> kua.net

"Ttoommy" <tt0ommy@googlemail.co.uk> wrote in
news:75l1j2F18fqvrU1@mid.individual.net:

> Surely this is a troll?
>
> someone contacts a honda NG to discuss a "joke" about making a Merc. an
> inconspicuous fire bomb
>
> For Goodness sake
>
>
> "Jim Yanik" <jyanik@abuse.gov> wrote in message
> news:Xns9BF7ED9695D3Djyanikkuanet@74.209.136.83...
>> cf005@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (M.A. Stewart) wrote in
>> news:gstnpl$bpr$1@theodyn.ncf.ca:
>>
>>>
>>> I want to have fun and make money off of family and friends. I want to
>>> buy a big old fat 4000 lb Mercedes Benz, and modify it to get what
>>> appears to be incredible fuel economy. To do this would mean hiding
>>> extra fuel onboard. I want to con these people into making a big wager
>>> with me.
>>>
>>> I thinking;
>>>
>>> a) front (and or rear) frame rails sealed up, and turned into fuel
>>> tanks b) tanks hidden inside frame rails or other box sections etc.
>>> b) spare tire and wheel modified to be a fuel tank
>>> c) fabricated tank fitted inside rear seat
>>> d) fabricated tank fitted on top of original fuel tank
>>> e) fabricated tanks fitted inside front fenders
>>> f) "That old water heater in the trunk? I've been meaning to get it to
>>> the steel recycler for months!"
>>>
>>> Any ideas on how to plumb these (in a hidden manner of course)?
>>> Any ideas on other alternative hidden areas to carry fuel?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> get into an accident and that extra tank or it's lines could break open
>> and
>> cause a huge fire and incinerate you and your passengers.
>> you'd also need a 2nd fuel pump.Most factory tanks have an electric pump
>> inside the tank.
>> (with safety relays to cut off fuel feed under certain conditions.)
>>
>> --
>> Jim Yanik
>> jyanik
>> at
>> kua.net
>
>
>

yes,you're right.I shoulda caught that. Apologies to the NG.

--
Jim Yanik
jyanik
at
kua.net

Tegger (invalid@invalid.inv) writes:
> cf005@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (M.A. Stewart) wrote in
> news:gstnpl$bpr$1@theodyn.ncf.ca:
>
>>
>> I want to have fun and make money off of family and friends. I want to
>> buy a big old fat 4000 lb Mercedes Benz, and modify it to get what
>> appears to be incredible fuel economy. To do this would mean hiding
>> extra fuel onboard. I want to con these people into making a big wager
>> with me.
>>
>> I thinking;
>>
>> a) front (and or rear) frame rails sealed up, and turned into fuel
>> tanks b) tanks hidden inside frame rails or other box sections etc.
>> b) spare tire and wheel modified to be a fuel tank
>> c) fabricated tank fitted inside rear seat
>> d) fabricated tank fitted on top of original fuel tank
>> e) fabricated tanks fitted inside front fenders
>> f) "That old water heater in the trunk? I've been meaning to get it to
>> the steel recycler for months!"
>>
>> Any ideas on how to plumb these (in a hidden manner of course)?
>> Any ideas on other alternative hidden areas to carry fuel?
>>
>>
>>
>
>
>
> Talk to the old Candid Camera folks. They did a really funny sketch in the
> '60s involving a Volkswagen Beetle and a seemingly bottomless gas tank. I
> kinda felt sorry for the gas jockey; he was convinced it was leaking onto
> the ground somewhere.
>

I took your advice.

Downside is Allen Funt is dead.

Upside is, I found a nice trilingual (French, Spanish, English) Haitian
lady named Madam Montserrat, who can contact the dead (and who also does
Voodoo on the side). She contacted Allen Funt, and boy is he pissed. She
said he ranted on and on about some ****in' weasel in the State of
Washington, named GasSaver or something, who stole his "Friction To
Energy Technology", way back in the 1960's.



>
> --
> Tegger
>
> The Unofficial Honda/Acura FAQ
> www.tegger.com/hondafaq/

Jim Yanik (jyanik@abuse.gov) writes:
> "Ttoommy" <tt0ommy@googlemail.co.uk> wrote in
> news:75l1j2F18fqvrU1@mid.individual.net:
>
>> Surely this is a troll?
>>
>> someone contacts a honda NG to discuss a "joke" about making a Merc. an
>> inconspicuous fire bomb
>>
>> For Goodness sake

Did you read the string "Inviting every hybrid owners in Seattle to prove
us wrong." crossposted to alt.auto.toyota, alt.autos.toyota.prius,
alt.autos.honda?



>>
>>
>> "Jim Yanik" <jyanik@abuse.gov> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9BF7ED9695D3Djyanikkuanet@74.209.136.83...
>>> cf005@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (M.A. Stewart) wrote in
>>> news:gstnpl$bpr$1@theodyn.ncf.ca:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> I want to have fun and make money off of family and friends. I want to
>>>> buy a big old fat 4000 lb Mercedes Benz, and modify it to get what
>>>> appears to be incredible fuel economy. To do this would mean hiding
>>>> extra fuel onboard. I want to con these people into making a big wager
>>>> with me.
>>>>
>>>> I thinking;
>>>>
>>>> a) front (and or rear) frame rails sealed up, and turned into fuel
>>>> tanks b) tanks hidden inside frame rails or other box sections etc.
>>>> b) spare tire and wheel modified to be a fuel tank
>>>> c) fabricated tank fitted inside rear seat
>>>> d) fabricated tank fitted on top of original fuel tank
>>>> e) fabricated tanks fitted inside front fenders
>>>> f) "That old water heater in the trunk? I've been meaning to get it to
>>>> the steel recycler for months!"
>>>>
>>>> Any ideas on how to plumb these (in a hidden manner of course)?
>>>> Any ideas on other alternative hidden areas to carry fuel?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> get into an accident and that extra tank or it's lines could break open
>>> and
>>> cause a huge fire and incinerate you and your passengers.


Could that be classed as "Friction To Energy Technology"?


>>> you'd also need a 2nd fuel pump.Most factory tanks have an electric pump
>>> inside the tank.
>>> (with safety relays to cut off fuel feed under certain conditions.)
>>>
>>> --
>>> Jim Yanik
>>> jyanik
>>> at
>>> kua.net
>>
>>
>>
>
> yes,you're right.I shoulda caught that. Apologies to the NG.

No need to apologize.

You didn't read the string "Inviting every hybrid owners in
Seattle to prove us wrong." crossposted to alt.auto.toyota,
alt.autos.toyota.prius, alt.autos.honda.


>
> --
> Jim Yanik
> jyanik
> at
> kua.net