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Old 18 Apr 2007, 10:06 pm
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Win A New Honda - Charity Raffle

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"iraffle.org" wrote:
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> Win A New Honda - Charity Raffle
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> Raffle Tickets only $10
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> Please Visit: http://www.iRaffle.org
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> Tell Your Friends!


A city boy moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for
$100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad
news. The donkey died." "Well, then, just give me my money back." "Can't do
that. I went and spent it already." "OK, then, just unload the donkey."
"Whatya gonna do with him?" "I'm going to raffle him off." "You can't raffle
off a dead donkey!" "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's
dead."

A month later the farmer met up with the city boy and asked, "What happened
with that dead donkey?" "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two
dollars apiece and made a profit of $898." "Didn't anyone complain?" "Just
the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back!"
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