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Old 07 Feb 2011, 02:07 pm
Dillon Pyron
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Default Recall, recall, recall

Okay, do I worry about my Fit suddenly having the driver's side door
bursting into flames or having one of my headlights suddenly turning
off?

Would it be legal to use the fire as a headlight?

I guess since I have to take it in for an A1 I might as well say "fix
these, please. Before I die. When I hit some object I couldn't see
because the lights went out and the fire blinded me until it burned
me, possibly while I was still alive"

<spraying my Pepsi while I read this back>
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- dillon I am not invalid

An object's desireability to a dog is directly
proportional to its desireability to another dog.

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Old 07 Feb 2011, 07:30 pm
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Dillon Pyron <invaliddmpyron@austin.rr.com> wrote in
news:92k0l65bqbpanoph4l2dsq5rq4tef7h34g@4ax.com:

> Okay, do I worry about my Fit suddenly having the driver's side door
> bursting into flames or having one of my headlights suddenly turning
> off?
>
> Would it be legal to use the fire as a headlight?
>
> I guess since I have to take it in for an A1 I might as well say "fix
> these, please. Before I die. When I hit some object I couldn't see
> because the lights went out and the fire blinded me until it burned
> me, possibly while I was still alive"
>
> <spraying my Pepsi while I read this back>




It's considered uncouth to laugh at your own jokes. You're supposed to
bribe others to laugh at your jokes for you. That's how some stand-up
comics get their start.

What year Fit have you got?

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Old 08 Feb 2011, 10:32 am
Dillon Pyron
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Thus spake Tegger <invalid@example.com> :

>Dillon Pyron <invaliddmpyron@austin.rr.com> wrote in
>news:92k0l65bqbpanoph4l2dsq5rq4tef7h34g@4ax.com :
>
>> Okay, do I worry about my Fit suddenly having the driver's side door
>> bursting into flames or having one of my headlights suddenly turning
>> off?
>>
>> Would it be legal to use the fire as a headlight?
>>
>> I guess since I have to take it in for an A1 I might as well say "fix
>> these, please. Before I die. When I hit some object I couldn't see
>> because the lights went out and the fire blinded me until it burned
>> me, possibly while I was still alive"
>>
>> <spraying my Pepsi while I read this back>

>
>
>
>It's considered uncouth to laugh at your own jokes. You're supposed to
>bribe others to laugh at your jokes for you. That's how some stand-up
>comics get their start.


I was told that they would get a bunch of other stand ups in the
audience and shill for each other.

>
>What year Fit have you got?

'o8 Sport. I have two notices in my hand. And I've also found a TSB
for the rear brakes. I think I'll be depending on my wife for a
couple of days. Of course, she's got a couple of rather more
important recalls to take care of for her Camry. OTOH she knows when
she's stepping on the loud pedal and she has the wide pedal under her
foot. But I managed to teach her heel and toe on her old Accord (5
speed) and to not fear the red line.
--

- dillon I am not invalid

An object's desireability to a dog is directly
proportional to its desireability to another dog.

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Old 08 Feb 2011, 11:41 am
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"Dillon Pyron" <invaliddmpyron@austin.rr.com> wrote in message
news:uor2l69hoekgdi9r8rsr7q7dlv79io6pr9@4ax.com...
> Thus spake Tegger <invalid@example.com> :
>
>>Dillon Pyron <invaliddmpyron@austin.rr.com> wrote in
>>news:92k0l65bqbpanoph4l2dsq5rq4tef7h34g@4ax.co m:
>>
>>> Okay, do I worry about my Fit suddenly having the driver's side door
>>> bursting into flames or having one of my headlights suddenly turning
>>> off?
>>>
>>> Would it be legal to use the fire as a headlight?
>>>
>>> I guess since I have to take it in for an A1 I might as well say "fix
>>> these, please. Before I die. When I hit some object I couldn't see
>>> because the lights went out and the fire blinded me until it burned
>>> me, possibly while I was still alive"
>>>
>>> <spraying my Pepsi while I read this back>

>>
>>
>>
>>It's considered uncouth to laugh at your own jokes. You're supposed to
>>bribe others to laugh at your jokes for you. That's how some stand-up
>>comics get their start.

>
> I was told that they would get a bunch of other stand ups in the
> audience and shill for each other.
>
>>
>>What year Fit have you got?

> 'o8 Sport. I have two notices in my hand. And I've also found a TSB
> for the rear brakes. I think I'll be depending on my wife for a
> couple of days. Of course, she's got a couple of rather more
> important recalls to take care of for her Camry. OTOH she knows when
> she's stepping on the loud pedal and she has the wide pedal under her
> foot. But I managed to teach her heel and toe on her old Accord (5
> speed) and to not fear the red line.
> --



Mention of Stand Ups and the Camry reminded me of a joke the Stand Ups on
this side of the pond have been telling. For some years we have had a
Toyota TV ad running with the catch line "The car in front is a Toyota".
After Toyota's recent troubles the comics reckon it is because the throttles
stuck open and the brakes won't work.
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Old 09 Feb 2011, 09:38 am
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Dillon Pyron <invaliddmpyron@austin.rr.com> wrote in
news:uor2l69hoekgdi9r8rsr7q7dlv79io6pr9@4ax.com:

> Thus spake Tegger <invalid@example.com> :
>


>>
>>What year Fit have you got?

> 'o8 Sport. I have two notices in my hand. And I've also found a TSB
> for the rear brakes.




I see nothing for '07, '08, or'09 except servicing procedures. What are the
TSB numbers you've got?



> I think I'll be depending on my wife for a
> couple of days. Of course, she's got a couple of rather more
> important recalls to take care of for her Camry. OTOH she knows when
> she's stepping on the loud pedal and she has the wide pedal under her
> foot. But I managed to teach her heel and toe on her old Accord (5
> speed) and to not fear the red line.




You've got an unusual wife there. Mine is about as un-technical as it's
possible to get. She likes automatics because she finds manuals too
confusing. She's really good at noticing and reporting odd behavior and
noises, though.


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Old 21 Feb 2011, 12:26 pm
David E. Powell
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On Feb 8, 12:41*pm, "Tinkerer" <invalidaddr...@invalidaddress.invalid>
wrote:
> "Dillon Pyron" <invaliddmpy...@austin.rr.com> wrote in message
>
> news:uor2l69hoekgdi9r8rsr7q7dlv79io6pr9@4ax.com...
>
>
>
>
>
> > Thus spake Tegger <inva...@example.com> :

>
> >>Dillon Pyron <invaliddmpy...@austin.rr.com> wrote in
> >>news:92k0l65bqbpanoph4l2dsq5rq4tef7h34g@4ax.co m:

>
> >>> Okay, do I worry about my Fit suddenly having the driver's side door
> >>> bursting into flames or having one of my headlights suddenly turning
> >>> off?

>
> >>> Would it be legal to use the fire as a headlight?

>
> >>> I guess since I have to take it in for an A1 I might as well say "fix
> >>> these, please. *Before I die. *When I hit some object I couldn't see
> >>> because the lights went out and the fire blinded me until it burned
> >>> me, possibly while I was still alive"

>
> >>> <spraying my Pepsi while I read this back>

>
> >>It's considered uncouth to laugh at your own jokes. You're supposed to
> >>bribe others to laugh at your jokes for you. That's how some stand-up
> >>comics get their start.

>
> > I was told that they would get a bunch of other stand ups in the
> > audience and shill for each other.

>
> >>What year Fit have you got?

> > 'o8 Sport. *I have two notices in my hand. *And I've also found a TSB
> > for the rear brakes. *I think I'll be depending on my wife for a
> > couple of days. *Of course, she's got a couple of rather more
> > important recalls to take care of for her Camry. *OTOH she knows when
> > she's stepping on the loud pedal and she has the wide pedal under her
> > foot. *But I managed to teach her heel and toe on her old Accord (5
> > speed) and to not fear the red line.
> > --

>
> Mention of Stand Ups and the Camry reminded me of a joke the Stand Ups on
> this side of the pond have been telling. * For some years we have had a
> Toyota TV ad running with the catch line "The car in front is a Toyota".
> After Toyota's recent troubles the comics reckon it is because the throttles
> stuck open and the brakes won't work.


Blues Brothers move?

"Uh, Bob.. I think I got a problem.."

> --
> Tinkerer

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