"E. Meyer" wrote:

> If you are getting an occasional ABS light on a '95 Odyssey, it is much more
> likely that your ABS system is going south. Have you been religiously
> changing the brake fluid every 2 years?

I always religiously change my brake fluid. For Japanese cars I recommend that
you park them facing East, open the hood, burn incense, strike a gong, and
recite a short Shinto prayer before beginning the fluid replacement. Releasing a
white dove when the process is complete is essential to a proper fluid change on
a Honda. For American cars this entire ceremony can be replaced with shorter
ceremony that involves sacrificing a six back of Budwiser and hitting your thumb
with a ball peen hammer. For German cars the ceremony is secret and must be
performed by the appropriate high priest at the appropriate shrine. As long as
you make a large enough offering to the appropriate god, the process will be
successful. For British cars the ceremony is best done by covering the vehicle
with diesel fuel and lighting it with a match.

Ed