On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:21:48 GMT, "jaynews" <jaynews@verizon.net>
wrote:

><<news at 10: how i nearly ran over a plastic bag, but didn't.>
>
>...and...news at 11: how *you* found the bag, and then smoked all the crack
>cocaine that was inside it, and then decided to reply to this thread ;-)

I stubbed my toe today. Am I going to die? Should I put a dab of
glue on it? Please help me, I'm at my wits end and I don't know what
to do about it.

I'm such a clueless nuck****le, I'm lucky I'm not *quite* a woman.

Jeez.
--
Dan.