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Old 19 Apr 2006, 09:50 am
'Curly Q. Links'
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Default __ Warning: Coke bottles have design flaw like 2006 Civic.

As long as you only want to drink out of them, no problem, but if you
BLOW across the top of a Coke bottle, it will TOOT !

This is not acceptable in the eyes of public safety regulators, and
while other bottlers are scrambling to find a fix the problem (such as
the square bottle tops now in testing), Coke has decided to stand strong
in the face of legal challenges, deeming it an American 'institution',
citing the rights of music makers and small children to 'express
themselves' with the 'dangerous' product.

Hoarders are gobbling up all remaining empties and regular citizens are
flocking to the ditches and garbage heaps to collect what will certainly
turn out to be a 'Coke Classic'.

Expect eBay to be flooded with Coke bottle auctions in the near future.


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I tried to make this thread as ridiculous as the "2006 Civic Design
Flaw" one, but it's VERY hard to beat.
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'Curly'
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