I pulled into a shopping center parking space right next to this real small
Honda beater (I think a Civic that was so old it must have had a two digit
serial number) and noticed that the RF wheel was missing one of its four lug
nuts. The driver was in the car so I walked around his car to tell him about
it, along the way noticing that the LF wheel was in the same shape. When I
told the jerk in the driver's seat about the missing nuts, he told me-- in
broken Spanglish-- to go F*** off.

My question is how long will I have to wait until his wheel(s) fall of and
he loses control of the car so I can see him upside down in a roadside
ditch?