"jim beam" <spamvortex@bad.example.net> wrote in message
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> Piso Mojado wrote:
>> "Tegger" <tegger@tegger.c0m> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9A6BE1870704Etegger@207.14.116.130...
>>> "Piso Mojado" <floormop@bucket> wrote in
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>>>> <suyashsen@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:4c2a55bb-f569-44b2-b1f1-850127247e4e@2g2000hsn.googlegroups.com...
>>>>> I have been using 10 W 40 engine oil for my car. I had asked a car
>>>>> mechanics for this. I looked up www.hotaccord.org today. One of the
>>>>> post there suggests 5W/30 for car engine. I wonder what other accord
>>>>> owners using?
>>>> The better question is what does the manufacturer recommend?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Why the hell does that matter?
>>>
>>> I use Extra Virgin Olive Oil. If I can't get that, I use rendered
>>> Grizzly Bear fat. They both work just tickety-boo.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Tegger
>>
>> Uh huh, that'll work too.
>>
>> One time back during the war-- there we were on extended patrol and we
>> had to change the oil in a deuce-and-a-half.
>>
>> So we killed two water buffalo, rendered the fat out, cut it with 2
>> quarts of officer's urine and blended in a six pack of Bud. Man, that
>> baby purred all the way back to the base...
>
> why not render the officers and use buffalo urine?

Actually we had considered that-- but the consensus was it's easier to scare
the piss out of an officer than a buff....