On Jul 26, 12:02 pm, "Edward M. Kennedy" <do...@wox.com> wrote:
> "Moci Arane" <lintahkena...@gmail.com> wrote
>
> IFYPFY!
>
> Be Safe in the Surf
>
> Australian beaches are magic - they're clean and big and free ... but
> they can also be very dangerous. Here are some basic precautions to
> help you enjoy your time at the beach:
>
> Do:
> · Swim on patrolled beaches, between the red and yellow flags.
> · When stung by box jellyfish, remain calm while you go into
> convulsions. The lifegaurd probably has the antidote.
> · If you find yourself in the jaws of a shark, punch it the
> nose repeatedly until it lets go.
> · If you find yourself in the jaws of a salt water crocodile,
> gouging its eyes out is your only option. How long can you
> hold your breath?
> · Floating with the undertow is stupid. Swim perpendicular to
> it and you'll spend less time in the shark infested waters.
> · If the water isn't fenced in to protect you from sharks, box
> jelly fish, salt water crocodiles, and the rip currents that
> feed you to them, you're a ****ing idiot for being in the
> water in the first place.
>
> G'day!
>
> --Tedward

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